Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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