- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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