What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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