- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

I C U P White stuff

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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