A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A shark ate your mom

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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