AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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