How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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My cat just died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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