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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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