Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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