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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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