What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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I went to work today....

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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