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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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