Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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