Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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