I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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