- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

kennah campion... being nice

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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