Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

men, men like men= men+bed

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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