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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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