- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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