- Anti Joke

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Listen jackass (and do not take that too personally, you are trying at least, but trying and not succeeding is not enough) The underground society was crushed, devastated from within, and the crimes committed against it from everyone from the FBI to the Vatican state where never exposed to the mainstream media, we where hunted down like dogs, and like dogs, many where killed without motivation. What you are doing wrong is that you are watering down what was a solid foundation, by allowing everyone to become part of your little "order" you are not setting the strict guidelines required necessary to keep things, yeah, fuck. IN ORDER, and again, by not explaining the methods you use to draw people towards you, you are brainwashing them, but then again, if you begin teaching these methods to everyone. THEN EVERYONE can become a fucking "Axel Knight", and much worse, start worldwide religions based on brainwashing! It is not about elitism, but it is not about allowing everyone to join the fucking "Order" either, people abuse you, and they abuse your information, in order you abuse them in order to keep yourself safe, and become the rat trapped in a hole in his own mansion like you have become. The order was meant to die, not to be kept alive on a fucking iron lung! Without a solid base of power, all you are doing is holding into something that is slowly dying no matter what you do! And no, your amorally gained wealth wont change anything! Now, why I use my methods to write? Because I am a fucking writer, an artist, I use the methods I myself was a great asset in developing, which allows me to convey, describe and express FICTION as if it where real, as accurate as possible. In no goddamn fucking way do I use my methods to keep a already dead "order" alive by inflating my achievements or offer people some "six million people promised land". You know that the underground society never had nearly as many members, and it was never meant to have it either, it is not about the numbers, it is about dedication, it is not about wealth, its about information and keeping it safe from those that seek to abuse it, while drawing forth those that can use said information responsively. Six million people, you should be ashamed, If it is a goddamn lie, its good as far as I am concerned, I do not expect better from you, but if there is the slightest chance it is true, then you are trying to share your vision with the whole world. And that includes those that seek to abuse it, you are teaching politicians, generals, priests random cultists how to influence and brainwash others even better than before. If that does not give you some pinpoints, you fucking dissolve whatever is left, then you are incompetent and deluded, and again, your fabled rise from poverty to wealth and power, does not equal competence, no amount of money can revive the underground society, wealth and power was never its ideal goal. Now, let me be, if you want more information, I want the money deposited first, but you cannot keep drawing people as some would be savior, if you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. Wealth does not equal competence.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what goes boo a sock

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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