Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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