- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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