- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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