- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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