- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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