Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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