- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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