Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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