- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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