- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Women's professional sports

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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