- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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