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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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