What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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my penis

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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