A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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