Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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