What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Camerons hair is Curly..

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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