A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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