Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

why is pie good. because it just is.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I used to know what alzheimers was

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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