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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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