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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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