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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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