- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Yo Momma So Fat!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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