- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Women's Rights

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

knock knock? come in

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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