That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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