69.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

An epileptic man attends a rave.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +20

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +20

View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down +20

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops