Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

homosexual rights to marriage

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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