- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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