How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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