What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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