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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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