What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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black people swimming

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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