what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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