Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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