- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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