What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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haha

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Worms don't like apples.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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