- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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