Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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