Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

N-E Pats never cheated

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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