Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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