Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Anti Joke

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