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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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