what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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