- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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