- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

1+2 = 6

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

No it doesnt..

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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