Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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