- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

if got a joke if fogot it

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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