How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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