Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Sex

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Anti Joke

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