What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

read this sentence again.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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