- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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