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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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