Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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the WNBA.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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alert("Hello");

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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