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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

haha black people :D

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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