Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Boob

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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