What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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