- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

European on my shoes, buddy.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

antonis sister is mighty fine

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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