- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

whats brown and sticky a stick

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What page are you on The gay page.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What is the name of the car? What

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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