Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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An anti-joke

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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