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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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