- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

I love alchohol!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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