Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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how do you win a game try your best

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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