A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Mooses

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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