- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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