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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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