Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

WNBA

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

No it doesnt..

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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