- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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