- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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