- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is 9+10? 19

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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