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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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