How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Ehh

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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