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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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