- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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