Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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