Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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