- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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