Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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I am quite mature.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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