- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

your no better than a cockroach

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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