- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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